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WHAT IS A DOUCHE?

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Douche Haters
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Moderated
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Anybody , Moderated
About our community: The goal of this community is to bash the Douches of the Literary World! This includes and is not limited to: Louis and Armand from the Vampire Chronicles by Anne Rice, Marius from Les Mis, Any character from Harry Potter exempting Hermione Granger, Andre and Firmin from Phantom of the Opera, Ned Nickerson from Nancy Drew, St. John Rivers and Mr. Mason from Jane Eyre, Ashley Wilkes from Gone With the Wind, Prince Humperdinck from Princess Bride, jonathan harker from Dracula, M. Bovary from Madame Bovary, Oliver from Oliver, Pip in Great Expectations, Charles Darnay from Tale of Two Cities, Heathcliff and Lockwood from Wuthering Heights, Mr. Bingley from Pride and Prejudice...the list goes on and on!

The critera for a MALE CHARACTER to be branded a douche is:
a) He must react in a manner not befiting a man
b) He has an unnatural amount of angst and depression
c) He might be a vampire who cannot get over the fact that he's a Creature of the Night
...basically if you have to wonder "Is this character a douche?" then YES, HE IS.

Please feel free to add your own comments about who we should add to the List Of Douches!

In some cases pop culture characters may be added, but only extreme cases! This includes any character from the movie Troy or Riley from Buffy the Vampire Slyaer!

LINDSEY GILLIES is a douche.

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