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Mists of Avalon: Douches [Sep. 7th, 2004|05:51 pm]
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The Mists of Avalon is the epic novel by Marion Zimmer Bradley. That book is FILLED with douches!!!

So many douches!

I, personally think Lancelet is the biggest douche. My god, that man is such a WOMAN.

Question: How did Gwen get any sex in that threesome scene? Considering Arthur and Lancelet's relationship and sexual tension, I very much doubt there was much for Gwen to DO.

If Lancelet had just killed himself, everyone in the novel would have been better if. Seriously . Think about it.
Lance has likes his men young and beardless. It's fine that he likes his men, but does he really have to be a pedophile as well?

Anyone else have another favorite Mists of Avalon douche? There are so many girlie men in that book, how can you pick just one?
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[User Picture]From: sarahdear
2004-09-09 01:42 am (UTC)

misty douches

Lancelot is a douche but he's more manly than you give him credit for. He does kill them anglo-saxons! But he also has the nickname Elf-Arrow, which is not very macho.

Kevin Harper is ridicuously douchelike. Do I even need to elaborate?
i still don't understand why he becomes the merlin
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