| Mists of Avalon: Douches |
[Sep. 7th, 2004|05:51 pm] |
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The Mists of Avalon is the epic novel by Marion Zimmer Bradley. That book is FILLED with douches!!!
So many douches!
I, personally think Lancelet is the biggest douche. My god, that man is such a WOMAN.
Question: How did Gwen get any sex in that threesome scene? Considering Arthur and Lancelet's relationship and sexual tension, I very much doubt there was much for Gwen to DO.
If Lancelet had just killed himself, everyone in the novel would have been better if. Seriously . Think about it.
Lance has likes his men young and beardless. It's fine that he likes his men, but does he really have to be a pedophile as well?
Anyone else have another favorite Mists of Avalon douche? There are so many girlie men in that book, how can you pick just one? |
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| lyndseybird |
[Sep. 2nd, 2004|07:37 pm] |
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I added Lindsey to List of Douches. Lyndseybird has been added because of a comment she made in my personal livejournal.
---But on the other hand, you are known for recommending truly terrible books (cough cough Les Mis) for example...hm... too many too name.--Lindsey
haha take that lindsey. She can be called a literary douche because she is a featured character in my 7th grade novel, Any Given Thursday. |
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| Julian |
[Sep. 2nd, 2004|06:35 pm] |
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Julian from Petals on the Wind is a major douche.
Not only is he a terrible character, but he whines like a mofo. He whines and dances. And then has copious amounts of sex with Cathy. Whines. Dances. Sex. Whines. Dances. Sex.
He's abusive and possessive. I don't really understand why Cathy let herself into that relationship. Obviously, the better choice for Cathy is her brother. Chris.
CHRIS AND CATHY FOR LIFE!
....sorry. I had a moment
Also: I would like to point out the addition to the information page. The line that reads: Lindsey Gillies is a douche. Thanks Sarah. |
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[Aug. 29th, 2004|05:08 pm] |
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You know who else is a DOUCHE? Angel from Buffy! He's a whiny 200+ years vampire, kills countless people, and gets weepy about it!? HE IS A DOUCHE! A STUPID BOODY DOUCHE WITH HAIR THAT THINKS IT'S ELPHABA!!! |
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[Aug. 27th, 2004|12:04 pm] |
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Hullo all! I'm just here to say WOW LOUIS IS A DOUCHE. Armand is a douche too, but Louis is a DOUCHE!!!
And so is Charles Darnay from Tale of Two Cities. Sydney Carton should go kick his ASS (although Lucie really wasn't worth it, useless twit she was. Is there a female version of Douche?)
If it wasn't for Sydney, I would have never managed to get through that book.
And may I recommend another douche? Mr. Elton from Jane Austin's "Emma". Trust me, he's a douche. |
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| Louis |
[Aug. 27th, 2004|12:05 am] |
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Louis is such a douche! He's been a vampire for nearly 200 years and all he does is whine.
You know what we say to him?
Go eat a rat, you fucking Creole.
I don't know, it's late. Comment topic? Why is Louis Such a douche? |
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